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bastardherald asked: Chastity.
She doesn’t follow it as much as others believe she should - she is a courtesan, after all. She’s not very afraid of looking very sensual, even in...
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You couldn´t sleep at night in the Renaissance?
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Anonymous asked: Ass
Not gonna lie, he likes women with wide ones.
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bastardherald asked: Vesle ((Much Better!))
((OH THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE.))
As a child, her father would take her out on a small canoe and they would row down the river and they would...
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bastardherald asked: Rope
He has his “work rope” specially made. In the cutscene in Brotherhood, when he strangles Francesco Troche, you can see that his rope is all nice and...
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bastardherald asked: Ale
It’s one of his favourite things ever. Verulo isn’t really a wine person, but by god he loves to get drunk. So, ale is a necessity and his cellar is...
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bastardherald asked: Caravans
Miri loooves traveling in a caravan, but she hasn’t had the opportunity to do so since she was quite young. She still likes to go out and meet them...
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bastardherald asked: Defilement
Cyril does not believe that any human or animal should be defiled physically, mentally, or emotionally.
However, when it comes to defilement of the...
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dulcerazbunare asked: LEECHES
He hates them with the burning passion of an hundred suns and his internal rage increases each and every time Malfatto puts one over his skin. No...
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bastardherald asked: Infiltrate
Since Lia’s clothing is similar to the assassin’s, she would have one word of approval from Cesare and she would find matching colours and fabrics...
[This is an independant RP blog for an AC herald]
From a tender age a young boy leaned that the easiest way to deal with your enemies is to dig up as much dirt on them as possible... l'intercettatore, get’s leverage on anyone, and if anyone dare’s touch him he will use his frighteningly extensive network of sources to leak the information as a failsafe.
The Bastard Herald is cunning; he walks here and there, everywhere, nowhere, and in fucking baskets... This man is Elizio Vitale, l'intercettatore, and he is here to learn all of your most embarrassing secrets, misconstrue them to the point of sheer fallacy, and spit them into the minds of Italia’s public, he is history’s first Investigative journalist.
Have faith in no door, believe no window, trust no box... the Bastard Herald is watching.
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First there was the Altar, now this girlfriend for Vali, pretty soon he’s going to make a box out of dead whore so he can keep the body parts of other dead whores in this box for other dead whore building projects.
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No such law has been passed, stop lying. As a doctor there is many, many things wrong with that.
But it is bad for you… you’d get muscular atrophy, and bed sores, and skin mites.
One of the main cures for illness is rest.
I’m just saying that too much rest can be bad, it can cause… muscular atrophy… and bed sores… and skin mites
Rest is good. Never such a thing as too much. When that happens it is called lazyness.
but yet Ale is a good thing but if you have too much Ale, you die.
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I’m just reading the news! it’s a new mortal sin called *looks down at paper* Sloth.
She needs to rest.
I’m not saying she doesn’t, I’m just reading the declaration, but when she’s ready she’ll need to attend confession.
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No such law has been passed, stop lying. As a doctor there is many, many things wrong with that.
But it is bad for you… you’d get muscular atrophy, and bed sores, and skin mites.
One of the main cures for illness is rest.
I’m just saying that too much rest can be bad, it can cause… muscular atrophy… and bed sores… and skin mites
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No such law has been passed, stop lying. As a doctor there is many, many things wrong with that.
But it is bad for you… you’d get muscular atrophy, and bed sores, and skin mites.
(Source: bastardherald)
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GhostsElizio saw a ghost once. When his father was on business in Stirling he and his mother went to explore the city with a guide, who pointed out the bridge where Wallace made his victory over the English in 1297. He saw an English captain stare at him with hatred before the broadsword of giant swung and skinned the Capitan, and watched his skin fly around the Giant’s sword…
Elizio likes to think that the Giant Ghost was Wallace, warning the English not to fuck about.
